The Chainsmokers are total fucking savages — and don’t let anybody convince you otherwise. Not only are Alex Pall and Andrew Taggart commanding attention around the globe with lit chart-topping hits such as Don’t Let Me Down and Closer, but the DJ duo is vigorously taking on anyone who dares to fuck with their music-making process.
After Pall’s new piano was delivered to his house and left on his doorstep, two obese women clumsily stole the package and drove off with it. Unbeknownst to the thieves, Pall caught them on his security camera.
After Pall turned to the twitterverse to play Law & Order: SVU on the criminals at hand, he exposed the security footage on a Snapchat story — all while ripping them a new asshole.
“So this is my piano that I ordered, last night, getting stolen by these two fucking assholes,” Pall narrated while the visual of two robbers played.
“Cutie!” he later pointed out as the one woman’s shirt started riding up her love handles, exposing a tramp stamp.
“This is not like Oceans Eleven,” he joked as one of the thieves struggled to fit her arms around the box and insert the package in her back seat. “This is like Oceans Zero.”
The Chainsmokers have been no stranger to speaking their mind and being uncensored in a celebrity culture where many only put out polished quotes to shy away from offending anyone. In a Sept. 2016 interview with Billboard Magazine, Pall bragged that the duo’s penises are legit large AF — 17.34 combined inches tip to tip to be precise.
Pall’s rant is the second celebrity Snapchat exposure of the year. In July, Kim Kardashian exposed Taylor Swift for being a snake for really giving Kanye West her blessing to write about her in his controversial song Famous. Still, The Chainsmokers Snap is hella better.
Here’s to hoping someone recognizes the robbers so the case can be solved and The Chainsmokers can get back to making beautiful music ASAP. The last thing the thief needs is to pawn a brand new piano and use the money to get another horrendous tattoo.
Eeeeooowwww! Cardi B Just Shattered Two of Beyonce’s Biggest Records
Cardi B has her finger on the pulse of her success. Fresh off her debut album drop, a Saturday Night Live pregnancy reveal, a special co-hosting gig on The Tonight Show and a Coachella performance that was straight fire, the 25-year-old is finding new ways to outdo herself. This time, she shattered two of Beyonce’s Guinness World Records. Truth.
The Invasion of Privacy rapper now holds the titles for most simultaneous Billboard Hot 100 entries by a female and the most simultaneous Billboard Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Top 10 entries by a female. (Get it, Cardi B!)
Queen Bey previously held the title with 12 tracks all charting at the same time following the release of Lemonade in 2016. Cardi B now has 13. Eeeeooowwww!
So, Nicki Minaj, what’s good?
On another note, Cardi B’s rise is bustling beyond Friday night playlists, too. Even Bernie Sanders is a fan. Cardi recently weight in on Social Security during an interview with GQ, telling the mag she felt President Franklin Delano Roosevelt was “the real ‘Make America Great Again,’ because if it wasn’t for him, old people wouldn’t even get Social Security.”
Sanders tweeted about it.
So again, Nicki, what’s good?
Avicii Is Dead at 28, Here’s What We Know
Swedish artist, DJ and producer Avicii, real name Tim Bergling, died April 20 according to a statement from his rep. He was 28.
“It is with profound sorrow that we announce the loss of Tim Bergling, also known as Avicii,” the statement reads. “He was found dead in Muscat, Oman this Friday afternoon local time, April 20th. The family is devastated and we ask everyone to please respect their need for privacy in this difficult time. No further statements will be given.”
Avicii retired from live performing in 2016, citing health reasons. He had suffered from health problems for several years, including acute pancreatitis, in part due to excessive drinking. He had his gallbladder and appendix removed in 2014.
Last year, Avicii posted the following message to his website:
“WE ALL REACH A POINT IN OUR LIVES AND CAREERS WHERE WE UNDERSTAND WHAT MATTERS THE MOST TO US.
For me it’s creating music. That is what I live for, what I feel I was born to do.
Last year I quit performing live, and many of you thought that was it. But the end of live never meant the end of Avicii or my music. Instead, I went back to the place where it all made sense – the studio.
The next stage will be all about my love of making music to you guys. It is the beginning of something new.
Hope you´ll enjoy it as much as I do.”
Gone too soon, his music will live on for generations. Here’s one of Better than the Weekend’s favorite Avicii hits from back in the day, blasting all day in honor of his contribution to music.
MTV Is Bringing Back ‘YO! MTV Raps’ In a Big Way
Thirty years after its premiere on MTV, “YO! MTV Raps” legacy continues to have a lasting influence on hip-hop and pop culture. To celebrate this milestone anniversary, MTV will reinvent the franchise for a new generation as a both a linear and digital series across its platforms. To kick things off, show alumni, artists and fans will gather for the “YO! MTV Raps: 30th Anniversary Experience” on Friday, June 1st at Brooklyn’s Barclays Center, which will be live streamed by MTV.
After its debut on August 6th, 1988, “YO! MTV Raps” became the premiere source for all things hip-hop. The advent of the series was crucial to the rise of hip-hop, and created a worldwide appreciation of the genre, which has since become one of the most influential in mainstream music.
The “YO! MTV Raps: 30th Anniversary Experience” will bring together an all-star line-up of the series’ alumni and hip-hop legends including Big Daddy Kane and the Juice Crew, Eric B & Rakim, Doug E. Fresh, KRS-One and Boogie Down Productions, Fat Joe, Yo-Yo, Onyx, EPMD, Flavor Flav, YBT Tap the bottle reunion, Black Sheep, DAS EFX, Special Ed, Pharcyde, Brand Nubian, Nice & Smooth, Melle Mel & The Furious Five, Kid Capri, DJ Skribble, Red Alert, Chuck Chillout, Fab 5 Freddy, Ed Lover, Doctor Dré, T-Money and others for a night to remember.
The event will also feature special tribute videos from Eminem, Method Man, Redman and more.
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